Spread the infection.
Several Sock Zombies have been caught, caged, and subjected to
intensive behavior therapy. They may (or may not) be safe to come home
with you. A thirty dollar fee will cover their medical costs. Zombies may
be purchased at the Wandering Turtle Art Gallery, in Bloomington IN.
Take a sock zombie home today. You may not live to regret it. Due to
their small parts and love of human flesh, sock zombies are too
dangerous for children under the age of three.
intensive behavior therapy. They may (or may not) be safe to come home
with you. A thirty dollar fee will cover their medical costs. Zombies may
be purchased at the Wandering Turtle Art Gallery, in Bloomington IN.
Take a sock zombie home today. You may not live to regret it. Due to
their small parts and love of human flesh, sock zombies are too
dangerous for children under the age of three.
SOLd
Seth was overjoyed to get a lifeguarding job at the local
pool. He was a junior in high school and knew that
Peggy, the cutest girl in school, was also lifeguarding.
He showed up early that first morning and saw Peggy
slowly walking around the pool. She was early too! It
was the perfect time to get to know her. He wandered
over to her, trying to act casual and thinking of what he
would say. But when Peggy turned around, words
escaped him. She was pale and her usually peppy blue
eyes were bloodshot and there were dark circles
surrounding them. Worst of all, her swimsuit was
covered in blood! Before he could turn to run she
lunged at him. Now Seth can’t wait for the other
lifeguards to arrive!
pool. He was a junior in high school and knew that
Peggy, the cutest girl in school, was also lifeguarding.
He showed up early that first morning and saw Peggy
slowly walking around the pool. She was early too! It
was the perfect time to get to know her. He wandered
over to her, trying to act casual and thinking of what he
would say. But when Peggy turned around, words
escaped him. She was pale and her usually peppy blue
eyes were bloodshot and there were dark circles
surrounding them. Worst of all, her swimsuit was
covered in blood! Before he could turn to run she
lunged at him. Now Seth can’t wait for the other
lifeguards to arrive!
$25.00
Leigh finished tuning up her guitar and surveyed her
apartment. Everything was set up for practice. Her band
was already beginning to have gigs all over Brooklyn. This
weekend was an up and coming bar near a gallery. She
couldn’t wait to burst on the art scene with her horror
inspired rock. Her drummer had even suggested they dress
like zombies for the show. A bang on the door made her
jump. When she opened it she saw him in full zombie make-
up. “You look awesome!” she exclaimed, but he didn’t
answer. Instead, he lunged toward her, and before she
could turn to run, he was tearing into her neck. Leigh’s
promising career in rock and roll was cut short, but her love
of horror lives on. She’s a zombie rocker now!
apartment. Everything was set up for practice. Her band
was already beginning to have gigs all over Brooklyn. This
weekend was an up and coming bar near a gallery. She
couldn’t wait to burst on the art scene with her horror
inspired rock. Her drummer had even suggested they dress
like zombies for the show. A bang on the door made her
jump. When she opened it she saw him in full zombie make-
up. “You look awesome!” she exclaimed, but he didn’t
answer. Instead, he lunged toward her, and before she
could turn to run, he was tearing into her neck. Leigh’s
promising career in rock and roll was cut short, but her love
of horror lives on. She’s a zombie rocker now!
$25.00
Bill had spent a long night coding. He was working on
a program to detect minute changes in the coding
regions of human genes. He enjoyed his job.
Biocomputing was an interesting field, but his job
could be quite time-consuming and by the time he
was finished, his building was dark and everyone had
gone home. He pulled his jacket close and walked
out into the night. Before he could make it to his car,
he was overwhelmed by a hoard of hungry flesh
eaters. Jared wouldn’t be working on any more high
level commands, but he would be exploring human
biology in a whole new way, feasting on the braaiins
of his coworkers.
a program to detect minute changes in the coding
regions of human genes. He enjoyed his job.
Biocomputing was an interesting field, but his job
could be quite time-consuming and by the time he
was finished, his building was dark and everyone had
gone home. He pulled his jacket close and walked
out into the night. Before he could make it to his car,
he was overwhelmed by a hoard of hungry flesh
eaters. Jared wouldn’t be working on any more high
level commands, but he would be exploring human
biology in a whole new way, feasting on the braaiins
of his coworkers.
Reserved for Kelly
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Kelly couldn’t wait to get to the bowling alley. Her mom dropped
her off every Friday night for “lunar bowling.” Lunar bowling was
the big thing at her high school and she was ready for the black
lights, bowling, snacks, and of course, all of her favorite girl
friends. She jumped out of the car and headed into the
darkened interior, while her Mom drove away. Inside, she was
surprised to find the place deserted. Only one light was on in
the lane at the end of the room and it seemed like something
was caught in the ball return. As she walked over, she saw one
her friends shuffling slowly towards her. Then she saw the ball
return and screamed. It wasn’t a ball …..it was human head!
This had to be a joke! But it was the real thing and when her
friend came up behind her, she was still in shock. Kelly still loves
the bowling alley, but now she’s bowling for braaaiiinnss!
her off every Friday night for “lunar bowling.” Lunar bowling was
the big thing at her high school and she was ready for the black
lights, bowling, snacks, and of course, all of her favorite girl
friends. She jumped out of the car and headed into the
darkened interior, while her Mom drove away. Inside, she was
surprised to find the place deserted. Only one light was on in
the lane at the end of the room and it seemed like something
was caught in the ball return. As she walked over, she saw one
her friends shuffling slowly towards her. Then she saw the ball
return and screamed. It wasn’t a ball …..it was human head!
This had to be a joke! But it was the real thing and when her
friend came up behind her, she was still in shock. Kelly still loves
the bowling alley, but now she’s bowling for braaaiiinnss!
$30.00