Spread the infection.
Several Sock Zombies have been caught, caged, and subjected to
intensive behavior therapy. They may (or may not) be safe to come home
with you. A thirty dollar fee will cover their medical costs. Zombies may
be purchased at the Wandering Turtle Art Gallery, in Bloomington IN.
Take a sock zombie home today. You may not live to regret it. Due to
their small parts and love of human flesh, sock zombies are too
dangerous for children under the age of three.
intensive behavior therapy. They may (or may not) be safe to come home
with you. A thirty dollar fee will cover their medical costs. Zombies may
be purchased at the Wandering Turtle Art Gallery, in Bloomington IN.
Take a sock zombie home today. You may not live to regret it. Due to
their small parts and love of human flesh, sock zombies are too
dangerous for children under the age of three.
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Julia was a working girl with a heart of gold,
waiting for her knight in shining armor. In the
meantime, she walked the streets of Vegas
and turned tricks to make ends meet. When
she saw a tall, well-dressed gentlemen fall out
of his limo; she thought she was going to have
a lucrative night. But, he wasn’t interested in
sins of the flesh; he was interested in eating
flesh and she looked good. Julia is still a
streetwalker, but now she’s looking for
brraaaiiinnnnsss.
waiting for her knight in shining armor. In the
meantime, she walked the streets of Vegas
and turned tricks to make ends meet. When
she saw a tall, well-dressed gentlemen fall out
of his limo; she thought she was going to have
a lucrative night. But, he wasn’t interested in
sins of the flesh; he was interested in eating
flesh and she looked good. Julia is still a
streetwalker, but now she’s looking for
brraaaiiinnnnsss.
Seth was overjoyed to get a lifeguarding job at the
local pool. He was a junior in high school and
knew that Peggy, the cutest girl in school, was
also lifeguarding. He showed up early that first
morning and saw Peggy slowly walking around the
pool. She was early too! It was the perfect time to
get to know her. He wandered over to her, trying
to act casual and thinking of what he would say.
But when Peggy turned around, words escaped
him. She was pale and her usually peppy blue
eyes were bloodshot and there were dark circles
surrounding them. Worst of all, her swimsuit was
covered in blood! Before he could turn to run she
lunged at him. Now Seth can’t wait for the other
lifeguards to arrive!
local pool. He was a junior in high school and
knew that Peggy, the cutest girl in school, was
also lifeguarding. He showed up early that first
morning and saw Peggy slowly walking around the
pool. She was early too! It was the perfect time to
get to know her. He wandered over to her, trying
to act casual and thinking of what he would say.
But when Peggy turned around, words escaped
him. She was pale and her usually peppy blue
eyes were bloodshot and there were dark circles
surrounding them. Worst of all, her swimsuit was
covered in blood! Before he could turn to run she
lunged at him. Now Seth can’t wait for the other
lifeguards to arrive!
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Tracy had always wanted to be Student
Council President. On the day of the big
election, she got to school early to hang up
extra posters and hand out goodies to her
potential constituency. When she saw the
school custodian lumbering towards her, she
thought he was going to help her hang up a
particularly cumbersome sign. It was her last
mistake. Now a vote for Tracy is a vote for the
undead..
Council President. On the day of the big
election, she got to school early to hang up
extra posters and hand out goodies to her
potential constituency. When she saw the
school custodian lumbering towards her, she
thought he was going to help her hang up a
particularly cumbersome sign. It was her last
mistake. Now a vote for Tracy is a vote for the
undead..
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Bill had spent a long night coding. He was working on
a program to detect minute changes in the coding
regions of human genes. He enjoyed his job.
Biocomputing was an interesting field, but his job
could be quite time-consuming and by the time he
was finished, his building was dark and everyone had
gone home. He pulled his jacket close and walked
out into the night. Before he could make it to his car,
he was overwhelmed by a hoard of hungry flesh
eaters. Jared wouldn’t be working on any more high
level commands, but he would be exploring human
biology in a whole new way, feasting on the braaiins
of his coworkers.
a program to detect minute changes in the coding
regions of human genes. He enjoyed his job.
Biocomputing was an interesting field, but his job
could be quite time-consuming and by the time he
was finished, his building was dark and everyone had
gone home. He pulled his jacket close and walked
out into the night. Before he could make it to his car,
he was overwhelmed by a hoard of hungry flesh
eaters. Jared wouldn’t be working on any more high
level commands, but he would be exploring human
biology in a whole new way, feasting on the braaiins
of his coworkers.
Regina loved playing the cello in the St.
Louis amateur orchestra. She was a
criminal defense attorney, and, as she
frequently told her co-workers, she
needed the relaxation. But Thursday’s
dress rehearsal was anything but
relaxing. Her conductor was having
trouble, swaying and coughing
throughout their performance. She
stayed after to help him home, but he
didn’t want help….he wanted brains, and
Regina barely escaped! She woke up
the next morning hungry for more than
classical music.
Louis amateur orchestra. She was a
criminal defense attorney, and, as she
frequently told her co-workers, she
needed the relaxation. But Thursday’s
dress rehearsal was anything but
relaxing. Her conductor was having
trouble, swaying and coughing
throughout their performance. She
stayed after to help him home, but he
didn’t want help….he wanted brains, and
Regina barely escaped! She woke up
the next morning hungry for more than
classical music.
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