One Foot In the Grave
Sock Zombies are the BRRRAAAIIINCHILD of Emily Logan, a
lab technician at a major research university.  Using
recombinant DNA technology, Emily fused sock protein with
human nerve cells.  The goal of the project was to engineer a
sock which would find its own match.  No one could have
predicted what happened next.  Emily had created a
monster, a sock-human hybrid with a taste for human flesh.  
As you can see, Emily fell prey to her creation and proved the
epidemic is not restricted to socks.
Dr. Candice Smith PhD has a doctorate in mad science.  
Since she studies microbial systems, she has been
uniquely qualified to research the current outbreak of
undead socks,   She hopes not only to understand it, but
to harness its power for her own malevolent plans.  
Originally, a geography student, Nurse Nancy, saw the
horror of sock zombie infection and is now dedicating her life
to finding a cure.  When she isn't helping her friends with
their sock monkey business, she is busy attempting to use
behavioral therapy to retrain the infected so that they can
resume a normal life.
Maria Morris and Kelly Murphy spend
their days tirelessly sewing sock
monkeys in an attempt to satisfy the
sock zombie hunger.  While sock
zombies prefer human flesh, a sock
monkey will placate them, making
them less dangerous.